Chandler Bing’s Most Popular One Liners. Revisit Friends!

1) Phoebe: “One of my clients died today on the massage table.”
Chandler: “Well that’s a little more relaxed than you wanted him to get.”

2. Kathy to Chandler: “Wow, you have really gorgeous hair.”
Chandler: “Thanks, I grow it myself.”

3. Monica: “Why is your family Scottish?!”
Chandler: “Why is your family Ross?”

4. Ross: “I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.”
Chandler: “Do you want us to leave the room?”

5. Susie Moss [Julia Roberts]: “How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?”
Chandler: “Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it?”

6. [Chandler with the chick is watching Baywatch]

Chandler to the chick: I know. See that’s Jasmine Bleeth. She’s a totally different kind of chick!…[pauses]… and i love you both…[pauses] but in totally different ways.

7. Joey: I used to get medical experiments done on me
Chandler: Finally! An explanation.

8. Joey: “So, you’re playing a little PlayStation, huh? That’s whack. PlayStation is whack. ‘Sup with the whack PlayStation, ‘sup? Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?”
Chandler: “Yes, on a scale from one to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.”

9. Joey: Hey, Shaving?
Chandler: No. Rabies

10. Racheal: Hey, I cook
Chandler: Offering people gum is not cooking.

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